After a really long relationship, I've decided to call it quits with Diet Dew. The relationship was getting unhealthy. I'm really gonna miss Dew. We hung out all the time. Sometimes it was 4 times a day! I hope Dew isn't to upset about it. I have a feeling Dew was seeing other people anyway. I hope it's not awkward when I pass by Dew at the store and I act like I don't know him. It's not me, it's you.